I wanted to join:
> The social anxiety club, but I am afraid they would hate me.
> The psychics club, but they should know that.
> The “Learn to Organize your Paperwork” club, but I can’t find their number. (It is here somewhere, under the clutter in my living room. Or in my dining room. Or…)
> The insomniacs club, but I lost sleep worrying about whether to apply or not.
> The dog owners’ club, but my dog ate my application form.
> The anti-patriarchy club, but my husband won’t let me.
Any other ideas? Post them in the comments.